
Why wear regular boooorrrrrring earbuds when you can wear kitty cat headphones? You can’t think of a single good reason, can you? I know…me either. Black Cat Headphones, $40 at Amazon

Why wear regular boooorrrrrring earbuds when you can wear kitty cat headphones? You can’t think of a single good reason, can you? I know…me either. Black Cat Headphones, $40 at Amazon

A handset for your iPhone, iPad and all other mobile devices and laptops. Looks cool, frees up your hands to use other features on your phone and helps divert cell phone radiation away from your noggin—a veritable trifecta of winningness! Retro POP Phone Handset, $29.99 at Amazon

If I could own only one piece of cheap, junk jewelry, it would be this faaaaaabulous camera ring. Hot Shot Camera Ring, $12 from Fred Flare

At the risk of having my Girl Club membership revoked, I confess to being totally un-obsessed with shoes. Nonetheless, I’d probably cut you for this particular pair—not badly, of course—just a good, swift poke with my Swiss Army knife. Audry Quarter Strap Woven, $140 from Rockport

It’s a mini chapeau, which I’m pretty sure translates as “fancy French word for tiny hat on a headband that you must own, even if you know you’ll never wear it because you’ll look like that guy from Oz.” April Mini Chapeau Headband, $34 from Fred Flare