About

Just who is The Caffeinatrix and WHY does she have this compendium of awesome?

I’m a professional graphic designer/for-fun blog designer who resides, reluctantly, in Florida—land of sprawl, serial killers and an inordinate number of registered sex offenders.

I’m a little weird, kind of book nerdy and moderately intellectual. Like everyone else on earth, I think I’m a good person—but in my case? It’s true ;)

I have one piercing and one tattoo—results of a gloriously misspent youth. Yes, they both hurt.

I appreciate wit, humor, conversation, terms of endearment and men in lowrise jeans.

I have this site, which was a personal blog once upon a time, because I like things—cool things; retro things, modern things, weird things, pretty things, unique things, funny things, useful things. This is where I share them.

Anything else you’re dying to know? Ask… lecaffeinatrix at gmail dot com