I’m a professional graphic designer/for-fun blog designer who resides, reluctantly, in Florida—land of sprawl, serial killers and an inordinate number of registered sex offenders.

I’m a little weird, somewhat book nerdy, moderately intellectual and really quite sweet underneath all the sarcasm. Like everyone else on earth, I think I’m a good person. But in my case, it’s true ;)

One thing I’m not: Someone who runs around like a 7th grader making exaggerated and typically false declarations of love and/or awesomeness. I will not tell you OMG I LOVE YOU OMG YOU ARE AWESOME OMG SQUEE SQUEE SQUEE!!! just because. But at least if  I do say it…you’ll know I mean it.

I have one piercing and one tattoo—results of a gloriously misspent youth. Yes, they both hurt.

Turn-ons include room-darkening shades, kingsize beds and white noise machines.

I appreciate wit, humor, conversation, terms of endearment and men in lowrise jeans.

Anything else you’re dying to know? Ask… lecaffeinatrix at gmail dot com

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