Wii Caved
We finally joined the rest of the western world and got a Wii (from a friend who decided he didn’t like being taunted by a machine) and for the last couple days, I’ve been slowly (because mah mad technonerdgirl skillz apparently don’t extend to video games of any kind and my kids can attest to this) learning how to get around in and use it.
I’ve decided I really like Wii tennis. You get the satisfaction of wacking a ball, which I’ve always loved, but without all the sweat and sun, both of which I hate. My fair skin can’t take the blazing Florida sun and well, I think two words will sum up why I hate perspiring — BOOB SWEAT. While I wasn’t blessed with abundance in that department, I got way more than my fair share of sweat glands in that area. Well, actually, I don’t know if that’s true because I don’t ask other women about boob sweat but whatever…let’s just say I hate boobsweating and leave it at that.
I also love Wii boxing. I never knew beating the crap out of a crappy looking avatar could be so elating, so…satisfying. Apparently, I have a lot of aggression to get out—knocking out my two dimensional opponents has brought me a sick amount of joy these past two days.
Today, I finally ventured into Wii Fit territory. Apparently, I’m the most unbalanced person to ever walk the earth. The fucking thing asked me if I fall down a lot when walking, which I DO NOT, thankyouverymuch.
The upside is that I’m in a normal weight range. The downside? I’ve gained three pounds since my last doctor’s appt in December. Looks like the Wii and I will be spending a lot more time together as I set my “goal” to lose 5 lbs. in two weeks.
I’m embarrassed to admit that after falling asleep with my son tonight for about 4 hours, I woke up to soreness in muscles I didn’t even know I had. Gah.
Shannon on 18 Apr 2009 at 6:21 am #
The first time we played Wii tennis my hubby and I were barely able to function the next day! That hurts the pride as well as the muscles. :) Also, I have a longer leg too. It is super annoying!
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The Caffeinatrix replied:
April 18th, 2009 at 12:37 pm
It IS annoying, isn’t it? Do you ever notice your thighs don’t get sore symettrically either? So weird!
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Mayberry Magpie on 18 Apr 2009 at 8:44 am #
We have no Wii. It’s tragic.
I have, however, seen it in action and I don’t get it. For me, the whole appeal of video games (or anything connected to the tv) is that it’s sedentary. I want my ass on the couch, immovable, and Wii has destroyed the paradigm.
By the way, we frequently play real tennis. Boob sweat is not a problem for me, but ass sweat? Lordy, lordy that’s a dreadful thing.
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The Caffeinatrix replied:
April 18th, 2009 at 12:35 pm
Ass sweat…lol I think my ass and my feet are the only two places I don’t sweat much. Apparently, all those sweat glands ended up on my chest and forehead. Blech!!!!!
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Desert Songbird on 18 Apr 2009 at 9:19 am #
My in-laws have succumbed to the temptation of the Wii, or at least while they were here visiting. They got hooked on playing bowling with my kids. I won’t be surprised of they go and buy one for themselves now. My kids would be thrilled!
Yes, the Wii has a way of reminding you where your muscles are. It’s a bitch, isn’t it?
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Erin on 18 Apr 2009 at 11:34 am #
Ooh! I love Wii boxing!! It’s so addicting to beat the crap out of those little 2-D guys right?
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The Caffeinatrix replied:
April 18th, 2009 at 12:33 pm
It IS addicting. I think in this high stress world we live in, we just don’t have enough opportunities to get our aggressions out. Kind of reminds me of Michael Douglas’ character in the movie “Falling Down.” Dude definitely needed some Wii Boxing!
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badassdad05 on 18 Apr 2009 at 12:29 pm #
My wife now refuses to play Wii tennis with me. Says I’m too good and it’s frustrating. My 3 3/4-year old only wants to play boxing, and insists I let him win, which I do about half the time. Seems to keep him interested enough to keep going. I hear good things about the new Punch Out for Wii - more advanced boxing, perhaps?
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The Caffeinatrix replied:
April 18th, 2009 at 12:31 pm
Oooooh really? I’m ALL OVER some advanced boxing. Not that I’m advanced YET…but I will be!
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Apryl's Antics on 18 Apr 2009 at 12:32 pm #
Hubs asks all the time why I would wear a bra inside the house.
Also, I was very sore from the BOWLING. I’m not going to tell you how old I am.
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MotherofBun on 18 Apr 2009 at 6:37 pm #
You are so right about the tennis and boxing. And bowling without the stinky, used shoes too!
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Caffeinatrix replied:
April 19th, 2009 at 9:18 pm
We’re getting the snowboarding game next. Can’t wait for that one!
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nicopolitan on 18 Apr 2009 at 9:09 pm #
As a native video gamer, I love the Wii for helping to lower the barrier to entry for lots more people to get into video games, so welcome to the wonderful world of owning a gaming platform. You’ll be a naturalized citizen soon enough. :)
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Anissa@Hope4Peyton on 19 Apr 2009 at 10:47 pm #
Oh GIRL!! We need to get together and bowl before I go…and I mean like NOW!!!
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Christie on 20 Apr 2009 at 4:10 pm #
Thanks to the lovely picture in my mind of my boobs flopping every which way, I’ve decided to stick to Guitar Hero and Rock Band. I may not have a tone stomach or arms, but my upper arms will be killer from all the drumming. And the biggest plus, no boob sweat.
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Hannah on 21 Apr 2009 at 7:31 am #
Thank you for reminding me! I need to stop neglecting my Wii!
I like the golf and some of the fitness games!:)
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magpie on 21 Apr 2009 at 4:16 pm #
Be careful! The NY Times says people are getting hurt!
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/04/21/health/21wii.html
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patois on 22 Apr 2009 at 9:14 am #
Boob sweat is the worst kind of sweat. I don’t care if my pits show I’m dripping through my shirt, just make sure the talc keeps the boob sweat at bay.
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Drew G on 22 Apr 2009 at 11:07 am #
We had the same problem with Wii Bowling my wife and I felt so lame the next day when we finally figured out why we were all sore. How sad !! and we go to the gym.
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mayopie on 22 Apr 2009 at 3:39 pm #
Wii Boxing is awesome. You can even change the avatars to look like your sworn enemies. Until you’ve punched Bill O’Reilly in the face you’re just not living.
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Sammanthia on 23 Apr 2009 at 7:38 am #
If you love Wii Sports you would LOVE Playground games. Me and the kids can spend hours playing dodgeball and kicks. It’s fun. Really.
PS There might be boobsweat. Just sayin’.;)
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Mom101 on 30 Apr 2009 at 9:19 am #
Nate constantly makes fun of me for my morning-after Wii soreness, that’s how out of shape I am.
Even Mario Kart. Now that’s bad.
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