Forget the boring, generic doormat…or the fancypants one that will impress your neighbors. You need THIS doormat.
Why?
Because it says HOLLA on it. Duh.
Available at Reed Wilson Design, $50
Here Cubby, Cubby, Cubby
Because you can never have enough places for your crap… Cubby Organizer, $129 from Pottery Barn →
Library Card Catalogue Cabinet
I think you’re supposed to use this to store CD’s. Do people still buy those? I just like it because I have a library fetish… Library Card File Storage Cabinet, $289.99 from Vive Decor →
Retro Grooming Shower Curtain
I have a strange, unnatural love for this shower curtain… Freshen Up Shower Curtain from ModCloth →
Rainbow Colored Nesting Bowl Set
Cooking is a great excuse to use these every single day… Six Waechtersbach Nesting Bowls, $129.99 at Amazon →
Shoe Butter Dish
This shoe butter dish makes my glass butter dish weep with shame. Jonathan Adler Shoe Butter Dish from Domestica →
Jonathan Adler Santorini Shakers
These salt and pepper shakers are so gorgeous…they make me want to eat blander food just so I can use them all day long.. Available at Macy’s, $48 or on Amazon →
Journaling for Lazy People
You know why I never kept a journal or diary for more than a week or two? Because I got tired of writing all the pesky details of my days and my feelings and stuff. And that? Is why the little One Line...
Say Cheese!
If I could own only one piece of cheap, junk jewelry, it would be this faaaaaabulous camera ring. Hot Shot Camera Ring, $12 from Fred Flare →
The Red(ish) Shoes
At the risk of having my Girl Club membership revoked, I confess to being totally un-obsessed with shoes. Nonetheless, I’d probably cut you for this particular pair—not badly, of course—just...
Cast Iron Key in Lock Hooks
I have a thing for old keys. And interesting hooks. Which makes these awesome. Cast iron key in lock hooks from The Barn Door →
Hold the Phone!
Remember that feeling of restraint that only a corded wall phone can provide? It’s baaaa-aack. And the red…I swoon! Crosley Classic Kitchen Phone from Urban Outfitters →
C’mere Hand Hook
Need a hand? Sorry…couldn’t resist a perfectly good hand pun for this “C’mere Hand Hook” by Areaware. Areaware C’mere Hand Hook, $75 at Amazon →
XYZ Blocks
Blocks featuring things like a werewolf, underpants, an afro, a donut and a trailer. Enough said. XYZ Blocks from The Spoon Sisters. →
Retro POP Phone Handset
A handset for your iPhone, iPad and all other mobile devices and laptops. Looks cool, frees up your hands to use other features on your phone and helps divert cell phone radiation away from your noggin—a ...
Kitty Cat Headphones
Why wear regular boooorrrrrring earbuds when you can wear kitty cat headphones? You can’t think of a single good reason, can you? I know…me either. Black Cat Headphones, $40 at Amazon →
Din-Din Tins
If this trio of ridiculously cute Japanese tins doesn’t make you squee just a teeny bit, you’re probably dead. Dumpling Dynasty Din-Din Tins, $16 from Plasticland →
Machine-Age Men Bookends
Turns out book displays aren’t just for showing off how smartypants you thought you were in college. Who knew??? Pair of Men Pushing bookends, $40 from Kikkerland →
Mini Chapeau Headband
It’s a mini chapeau, which I’m pretty sure translates as “fancy French word for tiny hat on a headband that you must own, even if you know you’ll never wear it because you’ll...
Unzipped Glass Zipper Bag
Trick your guests! Fool your friends! Unzipped Glass Zipper Bag, $20 at Uncommon Goods (UPDATE: Item on backorder, also available at Amazon) →
Faux Danish Modern Side Table of Love
Even though I feel like it’s cheating to get a piece of furniture that appears so genuinely vintage from a place like Urban Outfitters I love this table enough to totally compromise my values. I’m...Jonathan Adler Santorini Shakers
These salt and pepper shakers are so gorgeous…they make me want to eat blander food just so I can use them all day long.. Available at Macy’s, $48 or on Amazon
C’mere Hand Hook
Need a hand? Sorry…couldn’t resist a perfectly good hand pun for this “C’mere Hand Hook” by Areaware. Areaware C’mere Hand Hook, $75 at Amazon
Kitty Cat Headphones
Why wear regular boooorrrrrring earbuds when you can wear kitty cat headphones? You can’t think of a single good reason, can you? I know…me either. Black Cat Headphones, $40 at Amazon
They Still Make Paper Straws?
Yes, they do and they are certain to impress your hipster guests with their retro obscurity-ness and impress your green friends with their biodegradable-ness. Box of 144 paper straws, $7.50 at Kikkerland
Journaling for Lazy People
You know why I never kept a journal or diary for more than a week or two? Because I got tired of writing all the pesky details of my days and my feelings and stuff. And that? Is why the little One Line a Day: A Five-Year Memory Book is so awesome—you’re only expected to…
Retro POP Phone Handset
A handset for your iPhone, iPad and all other mobile devices and laptops. Looks cool, frees up your hands to use other features on your phone and helps divert cell phone radiation away from your noggin—a trifecta of winningness! Retro POP Phone Handset, $8.99 at Amazon
Here Cubby, Cubby, Cubby
Because you can never have enough places for your crap… Cubby Organizer, $129 from Pottery Barn
Say Cheese!
If I could own only one piece of cheap, junk jewelry, it would be this faaaaaabulous camera ring. Hot Shot Camera Ring, $12 from Fred Flare
Machine-Age Men Bookends
Turns out book displays aren’t just for showing off how smartypants you thought you were in college. Who knew??? Pair of Men Pushing bookends, $40 from Kikkerland
The Red(ish) Shoes
At the risk of having my Girl Club membership revoked, I confess to being totally un-obsessed with shoes. Nonetheless, I’d probably cut you for this particular pair—not badly, of course—just a good, swift poke with my Swiss Army knife. Audry Quarter Strap Woven, $140 from Rockport
Unzipped Glass Zipper Bag
Trick your guests! Fool your friends! Unzipped Glass Zipper Bag, $20 at Uncommon Goods (UPDATE: Item on backorder, also available at Amazon)
Faux Danish Modern Side Table of Love
Even though I feel like it’s cheating to get a piece of furniture that appears so genuinely vintage from a place like Urban Outfitters I love this table enough to totally compromise my values. I’m kind of a whore like that. Danish Modern side table, $189 at Urban Outfitters
Rainbow Colored Nesting Bowl Set
Cooking is a great excuse to use these every single day… Six Waechtersbach Nesting Bowls, $129.99 at Amazon
