Hold the Phone!Remember that feeling of restraint that only a corded wall phone can provide? It’s baaaa-aack. And the red…I swoon!
Crosley Classic Kitchen Phone from Urban Outfitters
Here Cubby, Cubby, CubbyBecause you can never have enough places for your crap…
Cubby Organizer, $129 from Pottery Barn
Machine-Age Men BookendsTurns out book displays aren’t just for showing off how smartypants you thought you were in college. Who knew???
Pair of Men Pushing bookends, $40 from Kikkerland
Rainbow Colored Nesting Bowl SetCooking is a great excuse to use these every single day…
Six Waechtersbach Nesting Bowls, $129.99 at Amazon
The Red(ish) ShoesAt the risk of having my Girl Club membership revoked, I confess to being totally un-obsessed with shoes. Nonetheless, I’d probably cut you for this particular pair—not badly, of course—just...
Retro Grooming Shower Curtain
I have a strange, unnatural love for this shower curtain…
Freshen Up Shower Curtain from ModCloth
Shoe Butter DishThis shoe butter dish makes my glass butter dish weep with shame.
Jonathan Adler Shoe Butter Dish from Domestica
Journaling for Lazy PeopleYou know why I never kept a journal or diary for more than a week or two? Because I got tired of writing all the pesky details of my days and my feelings and stuff. And that? Is why the little One Line...
Library Card Catalogue CabinetI think you’re supposed to use this to store CD’s. Do people still buy those? I just like it because I have a library fetish…
Library Card File Storage Cabinet, $289.99 from Vive Decor
Faux Danish Modern Side Table of AwesomeEven though I feel like it’s cheating to get a piece of furniture that appears so genuinely vintage from a place like Urban Outfitters I love this table enough to totally compromise my values and...
Mini Chapeau HeadbandIt’s a mini chapeau, which I’m pretty sure translates as “fancy French word for tiny hat on a headband that you must own, even if you know you’ll never wear it because you’ll...
Jonathan Adler Santorini ShakersThese salt and pepper shakers are so gorgeous…they make me want to eat blander food just so I can use them all day long..
Available at Macy’s, $48 or on Amazon
XYZ BlocksBlocks featuring things like a werewolf, underpants, an afro, a donut and a trailer. Enough said.
XYZ Blocks from The Spoon Sisters.
C’mere Hand HookNeed a hand?
Sorry…couldn’t resist a perfectly good hand pun for this “C’mere Hand Hook” by Areaware.
Areaware C’mere Hand Hook, $75 at Amazon
Unzipped Glass Zipper BagTrick your guests! Fool your friends!
Unzipped Glass Zipper Bag, $20 at Uncommon Goods
(UPDATE: Item on backorder, also available at Amazon)
Din-Din TinsIf this trio of ridiculously cute Japanese tins doesn’t make you squee just a teeny bit, you’re probably dead.
Dumpling Dynasty Din-Din Tins, $16 from Plasticland
Cast Iron Key in Lock HooksI have a thing for old keys. And interesting hooks. Which makes these awesome.
Cast iron key in lock hooks from The Barn Door
Say Cheese!If I could own only one piece of cheap junk jewelry, it would be this faaaaaabulous camera ring.
Hot Shot Camera Ring, $12 from Fred Flare
Kitty Cat HeadphonesWhy wear regular boooorrrrrring earbuds when you can wear kitty cat headphones? You can’t think of a single good reason, can you? I know…me either.
Black Cat Headphones, $40 at Amazon
Retro POP Phone HandsetA handset for your iPhone, iPad and all other mobile devices and laptops. Looks cool, frees up your hands to use other features on your phone and helps divert cell phone radiation away from your noggin—a ...